The Prime Minister

[CP] ART COMPETITION FOR CULTURAL ENRICHMENT OF GLORIOUS EUK

Harro shitizens,

A lot of trash gets spoken about the eUK. Some say we're unsophisticated, sub-human scum, no better … بیشتر »

[CP] GLORIOUS UPDATE FROM YOUR DEAR LEADER

Harro citizens,

Your dear leader has decided to grace you with his presence today. Can you believe it's been five whole days since the glorious revolution took place and the Chazbeard … بیشتر »

[CP] Battle Sniping

Greetings humans,

You can get up off your knees now. So how are we all enjoying the Hot Summer event thingy majigy? Judging by … بیشتر »

[CP] End of Term

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Afternoon gents … بیشتر »

[CP] Week 4 - Brace Yourselves

The eUK enjoys the 'summer holidays'

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