The Prime Minister

[CP] GOOOLDS! Champions League Sweepstake (Free to Enter)

Tomorrow sees two of the giants of the World of domestic football go head to head battling to win the Champions League trophy.

It's been a bizarre tournament this year; altered, delayed … بیشتر »

[CP] Y'AAAAAARGH! AN UPDATE

Suck it in lads because this is a very rare occasion indeed.

There was an update prior to this one that unfortunately was deleted within 20 minutes of its publication. … بیشتر »

[CP] HASTY UPDATE AND ART COMPETITION WINNERS

Ahoy m'arties!

Shiver me timbers and stick a bottle of rum up a parrot's arse for tis I, CptChazbeard, here to bring ye news of the goings on aboard the sinking ship eUK this past … بیشتر »

[CP] Some Words About The New Training Wars

Ahoy thar m'arties,

Now some of you may be wondering why in the last week our two training wars have turned into four.
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[CP] ART COMPETITION FOR CULTURAL ENRICHMENT OF GLORIOUS EUK

Harro shitizens,

A lot of trash gets spoken about the eUK. Some say we're unsophisticated, sub-human scum, no better … بیشتر »