The Pretorian Patriot - newspaper of Rico Suave

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Jizzibald McGuire, esq.

11 • Día 470, 00:59 • Publicado en South Africa

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Fellow eSouth Africans:

As you leave your homes tomorrow heading for the ballots you will have a lot to think about. The candidates are different in so many ways yet similar in their devotion to our nation.

Mr Browski has served in the office

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Have You Been Left Behind?

9 • Día 462, 08:57 • Publicado en Indonesia

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Are you one of us?

During the war with Indonesia countless South Africans did not have the means to pick up their belongings and move to one of the free South African regions. The government of South Africa is now pushing for the return of it's

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Will you be there?

8 • Día 461, 14:42 • Publicado en South Africa

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It is that time of the month again.. Your local politician will be a bit on edge, maybe even hot tempered. It's the congressionals folks!

Well, regardless of how heated the debate will be this time around or what we(yes, I'm one of them too)might

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Out of the Ashes of SAIL

1 • Día 440, 06:48 • Publicado en South Africa

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The Free Lion is revived.

This former herald of the South African Independence League will now voice it's support for Brendan E Austerion in the upcoming presidential elections. Austerion has remained true to his country through all hardships

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South African Armed Forces

35 • Día 384, 00:32 • Publicado en South Africa

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Greetings fellow Saffries!

As newly appointed minister of defense my first order of business is the promotion of Brendan E Austerion to Chief of the South African Armed Forces.

General Austerion's mission for the week:

Set up an outline for