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WHPR [Day 1,022] - Western Alaska and Government

18 • Day 1,022, 19:27 • Published in USA USA •

West Alaska

We need people to be moving to West Alaska to reinforce it. The more people there, the more gold Russia has to spend to open the battle. Pretty simple. If you would like a ticket, request it [url=http://eusforum.com/index.php? … read more »

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WHPR [Day 1,021] - Slavonia, Elections, and Leadership

28 • Day 1,021, 19:57 • Published in USA USA •

Slavonia

Finally, Croatia is whole. Croatia's most valuable region was returned in a landslide battle and I have to say I'm thrilled. Croatia is one of our staunchest allies, seeing them whole is as refreshing as a nice Dr. Pepper.

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WHPR [Day 1,020] - Do Your Patriotic Duty

12 • Day 1,020, 21:58 • Published in USA USA •

Troll Ostin

Ostin got banned. I demand that we troll him while he cannot respond. He'll rage all the more for it. The fact I wrote it is just a happy coincidence.

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WHPR [Day 1,019] - West Alaska, ATO, and Spain

14 • Day 1,019, 22:26 • Published in USA USA •

West Alaska

As we all know, America is now is possession of FER. West Alaska is now ours, yet again. We need to keep it that way, I’m kind of getting tired of storming the same beach, again and again. To that end, we need you to deploy in … read more »

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Deploy In Far Western Alaska (aka FER)

25 • Day 1,018, 07:33 • Published in USA USA •

Greetings victorious Americans! Thanks to a massive push by EDEN forces during European prime time we were able to secure 90% of the battlefield which held throughout the night despite all of the glitches. The American Military deserves a massive

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