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Day 1,020, 12:50 • Published in Indonesia USA • by Kentel

Hey Ostin,

You lost your election. I was really thinking someone of your impeccable leadership qualities would have no trouble getting elected as president of such mechanically precise society.

Unfortunately, it turns out my political insights were off the mark. Clearly, you should have spent more money on ads. There are so many sources of gold out there, especially from new citizens. I'm sure you could recruit a couple dozen of them and you would have a 100% retention rate with your charismatic personality.

Then there's the Phoenix treasury. I'm not sure if you're still Phoenix's check signer or not (I'm going to assume you are, why would Phoenix not want someone as trustworthy as you in charge of their funds), but I'm sure for all the hard work you do, it wouldn't be frowned upon for you to take 50-60 gold. After all, typing numbers and hitting "Enter" is a stressful job.

Lastly, for your next election campaign you should go with a much better looking avatar. Something more exciting and less pixely. I don't know where you got that image, but it looks pretty crappy. There's got to be higher quality images if you Google Search "Asian Islander with toolish sunglasses". Getting a better image might reinvigorate your political career.

Very best regards,
Kentel