Seems there was a young soldier, Luna Miaow, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.
"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Brazilians, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'." … read more »
A Really Bad Day
DonVin was at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making guy Had3z steps next to him, takes the drink from DonVin, and just drinks it all down. DonVin starts crying.