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Bangety Bang Bang!

Day 1,742, 06:36 • Published in South Africa Turkey

• by Wacky368

Seems there was a young soldier, Luna Miaow, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.
"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Brazilians, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'."

"But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) Luna.
The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here, use this... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab'."
Luna Miaow ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a Brazilian soldier charges at him. Luna Miaow points the broom, "Bangety Bang Bang!" The Brazilian falls dead.
More Brazilians appear. Luna Miaow, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" He mows down the enemy by the dozens. Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one Brazilian soldier walking slowly toward him.
"Bangety Bang Bang! shouts Luna Miaow. The Brazilian keeps coming. "Bangety Bang Bang!" repeats Luna, to no avail. He gets desperate. "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" It's no use.