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A paper for hooligans and voyeurs. And chocolate lovers. And lovers who don't like chocolate.

Those NoS KNOWS!

5 Day 903, 16:14 Published in USA USA

We be moving on up, and we'd like you on board!


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EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA! NoS and another party in talks to merge!

6 Day 901, 13:38 Published in USA USA

Simple instructions for participating in today’s elections & Croatian ATO.

In this exact order...

1) PM the SAC with your interest in participating: [url= more »

Sexy EXPLOSION in the NoS! Showering cheerleaders all over!

11 Day 900, 13:15 Published in USA USA

Yesterday, I wrote a very sexy article on the benefits of joining the NoS party, found here:

That set off an EXPLOSION of new recruits joining up. Now, I truly thought it was all about MY sexiness,

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A bunch of sexy for you right here! Cheerleaders, showers, sexy.

12 Day 899, 12:55 Published in USA USA

See that guy in the picture? That's me in my office doing my daily reading. Pretty damn sexy, don't you think?

Now that I've got your attention with sexy...

I'm recruiting 34 people to add to the 41-strong core group who have founded the NoS

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Looking for 50 homeless men, women and children.

3 Day 898, 18:44 Published in USA USA

I'm recruiting 50 people to add to the 25-strong core group who have founded the NoS Party.

These guys aren't looking for Tanks or military giants. They aren't looking for MM2's or Astra's. Of course, all would be welcome. But these guys are

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