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NoS Party Congressional Sign-ups

1 Day 939, 13:32 Published in USA USA



NoS Party Members: You need to let me know as soon as possibe if you would like to run for Congress.

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I accept the NoS Party Presidency with Grace (and wish she were Lisa).

6 Day 938, 22:56 Published in USA USA

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"Thank you for your support and turnout tonight in our parties

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Magic Genie

3 Day 936, 21:52 Published in USA USA



You ran into a magical Genie, and were granted one wish, any wish what so ever, and being as how you were very upset and depressed that day, your wish was that you … read more »

NoS Party Dive Bar ALERT: Someone's lost member is causing us problems...

2 Day 934, 18:21 Published in USA USA

Would someone please come by and pick up your lost member? This gal is embarrasing even by our low standards. She's gonna get us shut down.

Come get her out please.

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Congress: The Slash and Burn Act

3 Day 933, 22:29 Published in USA USA

There’s a Proposal before Congress today, titled The Slash and Burn Act.

The bill would eliminate 13 months of miscellaneous laws from our rolls, spread out haphazardly all over our forums. It would leave alone the Constitution, the

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