I accept the NoS Party Presidency with Grace (and wish she were Lisa).

Day 938, 22:56 • Published in USA USA • by Candor

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"Thank you for your support and turnout tonight in our parties elections for Party Pressident. It appears, with victory at hand, that you have chosen to continue the path of free drinks and warm whiskey shots down at the dive bar. And I couldn't be happier with your endorsement of our current direction.

The NoS have long stood for beautiful ladies, and superior officers. We have stood for buses, and for chow in the lunch line. We stand for hours to see a good movie, and to shower. And we will continue to stand for those too weak to stand for themselves, while snickering quietly from our bar stools.

Now, as we enter a period of golden horizons and stagnant cigar haze, it is more important than ever to continue our tireless work of growing into something grand and special. A place to be at home, to tell a tall tale, and to lie to one another about our achievements.

I ask you to stand with me as we go forward through the door of the bar, and join the valiant struggle; a game of pool (or darts). And await the fine ladies, and tolerate the ones we have.

Again, our future is bright. But the light is dim, as it should be.

That is all."