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Limericks from the 3 Candidates!

15 • Day 863, 12:02 • Published in United Kingdom

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Glados

Hi I’m Glados
ZOMG NO WAI
Name me a country,
I’ll run there any day.

I’m multi talented,
I’ll make you chortle.
Instantly recognisable,
My avatars from Portal.

I’m … read more »

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Resignation and Retirement

32 • Day 860, 09:02 • Published in United Kingdom

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Hello, citizens of the United Kingdom and the world,

Today, I spent 7 or 8 hours straight on my computer, preparing a peace treaty and dealing with the fallout from it. I have realized that It is not healthy for any person to spend this much time

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Shock Horror! IndieKid for Congress in the South?

9 • Day 853, 09:44 • Published in United Kingdom

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The South Eas- We- Londo- ... THE SOUTH

The uncompassionate muppets at Party HQ are making me run in the SOUTH!!

What a bunch of self serving righteous pansies. Enough of that, if I’m elected I … read more »

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[Military] Siege in the Shanty Towns

8 • Day 849, 12:01 • Published in United Kingdom

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The choppers steamed ahead over the dusty plains of South Africa. The blazing sun was setting in the West, casting deep shadows over the land below as the nocturnal animals started turning out to hunt. Ploughing on over the bare countryside, the

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Shock Horror! IndieKid Joins TUP - No Jokes

24 • Day 846, 09:27 • Published in United Kingdom

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Where to start? I’ve always had a big admiration for The Unity Party, and Iain Keers in particular. I watched as he took control of this small, sleeping party and transformed it into a political powerhouse. The great revival of the party and its