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Saturday's Chuckle

3 • Day 3,498, 15:48 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Pot pourri


"In order to achieve anything you must be brave enough to fail."

-- Kirk Douglas

Jokes

Two analytical chemists in the Wild West are on the town’s main street,
ready to draw their weapons. One orders: " … read more »

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Saturday's Chuckle

0 • Day 3,490, 09:25 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Pot pourri


The word "aerobics" came into common usage after a convention
of gym instructors decide😛 "If we're going to charge $50.00/hour
for this, we can't just call it 'Jumping Up and Down!'"

-- unknown

Jokes

When … read more »

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Saturday's Chuckle

0 • Day 3,485, 08:09 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Jokes


When my mother was called for jury service, she felt confident of her
ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors. Since I
am an attorney, I had filled her in on what to expect.

Asked about the … read more »

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Saturday's Chuckle

1 • Day 3,476, 09:24 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A chemical engineer, electrical engineer, and a Microsoft
engineer are on a road trip. The car breaks down.

The electrical engineer looks under the hood and can't find
anything wrong.

The chemical engineer checks the oil and fuel and can't

… read more »

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Friday's Daily Chuckle

3 • Day 2,587, 09:56 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Potpourri


"When you improve a little each day, eventually big things occur. When you improve conditioning a little each day, eventually you have a big improvement in conditioning. Not tomorrow, not the next day, but eventually a big … read more »