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The Weekend Chuckle (Special Edition)

2 Day 3,528, 09:52 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

“What’s for dinner?” the children ask.

“I think we’ll have a barbecue, as it is so sunny!” says Mummy.

“A barbecue?” the children say “But we are hungry! And Daddy won’t be home for ages! How can we have a barbecue?”

“I am going to barbecue!

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The Weekend Chuckle

0 Day 3,527, 01:09 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Good morning,

Pot pourri



"You know you are getting old when it takes too much effort to
procrastinate."

-- Author Unknown

Jokes

Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker
came by.

She told the … read more »

The Weekend Chuckle

2 Day 3,519, 07:29 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Hi there,

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"One's destination is never a place, but a new way of
seeing things."

-- Henry Miller

Jokes

A lawyer's wife dies.

At the cemetery, people are APPALLED to see that the tombstone … read more »

The Weekend Chuckle

1 Day 3,515, 07:31 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Hi there,

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"Find arms that will hold you at your weakest times, eyes that will see
your beauty at your ugliest times, and a heart that will love you at
your worst."

-- Author Unknown

Jokes

I was driving … read more »

The Weekend Chuckle

2 Day 3,505, 09:50 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Pot pourri



"If ants are such busy workers, how come they find time to go
to all the picnics?"

-- Marie Dressler

Jokes

Each Friday night I drove my wife to the train station, so she
could go visit her sister, who … read more »