The Swiss Redcoat - newspaper of cooldude97

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Happy to help!

2 • Day 824, 23:12 • Published in Switzerland

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Hey eSwitzerland,

Ignore anything that Clifford Burns tells you. He's trying to mislead you.

You gonna fight in the Graubunden resistance war? Can't afford any failsafes like a Moving Ticket incase there is war between Italy and Switzerland?

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Those Were The Days of Our Lives

1 • Day 818, 03:31 • Published in Switzerland

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Sometimes I get to feeling I was back in the old days, long ago
When we were kids when we were young
Things seemed so perfect, you know
The days were endless we were crazy we were young
The sun was always shining, we just lived for fun

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2 • Day 808, 11:37 • Published in Australia

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1 • Day 808, 11:34 • Published in Switzerland

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Hello.

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[CH] Bedtime Stories

7 • Day 801, 13:23 • Published in Switzerland

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The Quisling and the Slug

Once there was a person called Clifford Burns. He was nice and many liked him. But then the big fat slug came and asked Clifford to marry it and Clifford said yes. Clifford became hated by the Swiss. He stole from them