The Sexy-Times

Turd Fergusen
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Greatness with a side of sexy

Emerick! Our New President! For Now...

3 • Day 624, 17:44 • Published in USA USA

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The Jaunty Mustache is ready to call this election. It looks like Emerick will win with 1565 votes. Harrison Richardson trails with 1154 votes. So unless HR is saving up 500 votes, in the mid hours of the night, for the biggest "gotcha moment" in

Sex, Drugs, and RocknRoll!

5 • Day 623, 14:16 • Published in USA USA

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This is my first article so bear with me.

This World War reminds me of a story I know. Its called "The Puppy Who Lost Its Way". The world was changing, and the puppy was..getting bigger, much like eUSA and its population boom. The Puppy is … read more »