The Printing Press - newspaper of Tim Proctor

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A True Role Model for All eWomen

5 • Day 858, 18:20 • Published in USA USA

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That is right, eLady Gaga

She has a great body but a horrible eFace...
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Plan for a New Congress, pt 2.

6 • Day 858, 10:58 • Published in USA USA

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Maintaining and Strengthening Alliances

Right now the eUSA is aligned with EDEN and the BROlliance. While most … read more »

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MUST READ: Plan for a New Congress, pt. 1

6 • Day 857, 15:24 • Published in USA USA

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The number one priority for the New Congress and the current President needs to be the building of eAmerica. Not that they would have a goal other than that (well some of the PTO congressman will) but the clear an concise goal doesn’t always have a

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China is Alliance Shopping and EDEN is too expensive.

7 • Day 856, 17:46 • Published in USA USA

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That's right folks China is looking to join one of the super alliances, the major complaint about China joining EDEN is that we're too expensive. Yeah Phoenix is morally corrupt and ethically wrong (according to the Chinese) but they are the right

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Diamonds are Forever, not EDEN.

13 • Day 856, 15:15 • Published in USA USA

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The continued imperialism of the European members of EDEN is isolating EDEN from the rest of the world forcing more nations to be sympathetic with Phoenix.

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