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The Pretorian Patriot

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[Presidency] Weekly Progress Report

15 • Day 1,453, 09:43 • Published in South Africa South Africa • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Greetings Free Men and Women of eSouth Africa!

One week into my presidency and the world still hasn't ended. By any standards that is a resounding success! I will however confess that I can take little credit regarding that development. My … read more »

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The November Cabinet

20 • Day 1,450, 07:01 • Published in South Africa South Africa • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Kiwifire clears a path through the crowd of reporters. President Suave lumbers on stage, rummages through his papers and clears his throat



Ladies, Gentlemen and Elf- … read more »

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Thank You eSouth Africa!

32 • Day 1,447, 07:02 • Published in South Africa South Africa • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Thank you brothers and sisters for giving me and Locutus the opportunity to serve our country.

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We're having another go at it!

19 • Day 1,440, 06:58 • Published in South Africa South Africa • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Rico/Loco - Before the last presidential elections we boldly promised an immediate future. I am delighted to announce that this promise still stands!

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The Chimp Chillin' After Another Success!

3 • Day 1,436, 10:58 • Published in South Africa South Africa • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Mafikeng, North West Province

Reporters caught up with a hung over Congressman Suave on the street outside Jizzie McGuire's house. "Stay away from the drive will you. Jizzie don't want no reporters or press conferences on his property" The … read more »