The Pretorian Patriot - newspaper of Rico Suave

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[Presidency] Weekly Progress Report

15 • Day 1,475, 08:09 • Published in South Africa

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Greetings Brave eSouth Africans!

The last week of my term proved to be very intense. We wage war with Indonesia on behalf of our brothers and sisters in Brazil. Things are going as well as we can expect and I am very proud of your patience … read more »

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[Presidency] Gauteng Occupied, the Horde Turns West

8 • Day 1,473, 02:36 • Published in South Africa

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Warfare analysis

Another Dark Day for eSouth Africa.

Despite our best efforts we could not hold the line in Gauteng.
We did fight though, I'm sure you saw most of your friends and neighbours in the trenches yesterday.

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/[/img] … read more »

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[Presidency] Defeat in Mpumalanga, Indo Invaders Turn Towards Gauteng

14 • Day 1,472, 07:24 • Published in South Africa

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Warfare analysis

Citizens!
I'm sure you've heard already from friends and family situated in the frontlines, or perhaps you've seen the long columns of refugees.

Yesterday … read more »

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[Presidency] KZN Lost, War Rages On!

19 • Day 1,471, 02:15 • Published in South Africa

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Warfare analysis

Brave Men and Women of eSouth Africa,

Yesterday we lost the battle of KwaZulu Natal.

Scenes of devastation during the tactical retreat to Mpumalanga

We put up a … read more »

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[Presidency] Keep Calm and Carry On!

24 • Day 1,470, 02:25 • Published in South Africa

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Warfare analysis

Dear Brothers and Sisters,

The Indonesian War Machine is gearing up to punish defiant little South Africa for spitting in their eye!

They are coming for you!

An hour ago they