The Mysterious Box - newspaper of Kentel

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Make Them Cry

4 • Day 910, 17:31 • Published in South Africa

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Dear Argentina.

Poor you. You were almost relevant. I'm glad you decided to follow my three-step guide on how to lose Limpopo. So sorry.

Regards,
Kentel

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What a Tool

2 • Day 907, 20:21 • Published in USA USA

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Pizza the Hut is one. Just an FYI. … read more »

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How To: Lose a Colony

9 • Day 904, 19:14 • Published in USA USA

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Today, I've changed the name of the paper to the Mysterious Box. Mainly because I got tired of looking at a crappy picture of a pony.

*The Mysterious Box opens to reveal a hard-cover green book. It appears to be a how-to book.*

A Three Step

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You Make Me Wanna Die

4 • Day 900, 16:40 • Published in USA USA

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This article was inspired by http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA1NEPDiqf0. Listen to eeet.

Ok, seriously. US can't declare war on Serbia. And the admins won't fix it? I wanna die.

I love when we aren't allowed to play the game at all.

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Dear Finland and Australia,

2 • Day 886, 07:54 • Published in USA USA

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Dear Finland and Australia,

You guys are the greatest of friends and all, but I have some demands of you that must be met. You see, absolutely nothing is going on. People are telling me something about attacking a Lion/Kitty. I dunno what … read more »