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What is Up with the Monetary Market? (FIGHT IN HELLO KITTY)

68 • Day 771, 22:30 • Published in USA USA

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Nation, sometime around 18:00 today our economy was attacked - or just severely bought into. With our acquiring Karnataka, we expected a rise in the value of our … read more »

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State of the Union: Changes, Victories, Bugs

63 • Day 770, 12:11 • Published in USA USA

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Special Thanks | War Update | CSA Becomes U.S. | … read more »

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A Very Bad Day

49 • Day 764, 18:47 • Published in USA USA

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Who knew that I could speak Swedish?

23 December, 2009, Day 764 of the New World - Today, citizens and foreign readers, can officially be described as … read more »

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War with North Korea

116 • Day 762, 18:03 • Published in USA USA

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Today we declared war on North Korea. We have a strategically advantageous position over the Russians right now, as we're attacking before Russia is able … read more »

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Thank You Allies, from the President of USA

203 • Day 761, 18:49 • Published in USA USA

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I have never been so proud to be able to call you all my allies. A special thanks to all of you, your mobile units, and freedom fighters around the … read more »