The Irish Report - newspaper of Theus Jackus

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Food Price Hikes are a Threat to National Security!!!

25 • Day 1,134, 10:04 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Has anyone else noticed the warprofiteering going on?

Over the course of the past month, prices for the most basic food has doubled.
It was once possible to buy food at 1IEP under normal demand conditions, but now, 2IEP seems to be normal. … read more »

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Scrotal Herpies: A Story of Mexican Manufacturing

14 • Day 1,133, 20:38 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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The after christmas sales that have become a much loved spectacle of the holiday season is a source of great joy for many families. People go around to their American Eagles and their Pc World's buying this that and the other with their many

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The epic return of Theus Jackus

10 • Day 1,063, 13:30 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Nah just kidding.

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Theus Iz Runnin 4 Prez

11 • Day 1,047, 16:53 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Hai mah name iz theus and am nu to the game. iv decide that after mah l0ng mont in the g4me, am ready for prez. plz vote for me nd i will give immunitie to any1 from law if im elect.

thxs u very much

SPESHUL NUS BULLTIN: bristal acina wil no

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Running for Congress

6 • Day 1,006, 12:34 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Hello there eIreland, long time no see. I have decided on impulse to run for congress. It has been a very long time since I have been in the Dail, so I'm throwing my hat in the ring for the hell of it. I'm not really bothered on writing a manifesto,