The Gusher - newspaper of Ozymandias Malifozik

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Re-elect Ozy!

2 • Day 735, 17:07 • Published in Canada Canada

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Hello, My name is Ozymandias Malifozik. I had the privilege of representing the Northwest Territories in the most recent Congressional term. The 25th quickly approaches and it would be a great honor if I could once again represent the Northwest

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Congressional Update, Mid Nov- NWT- Plus a Congressional Platform!

6 • Day 729, 17:56 • Published in Canada Canada

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Well due to some RL issues I haven't had time to publish this, that is until now.

This is my 2nd of 3 total congressional updates. If anyone has an issue with anything below ot would like to contact me, feel free to PM.

Notice: Closed Door

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Congressional Update, Nov 5th- NWT

12 • Day 717, 16:33 • Published in Canada Canada

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First of all, I'm sorry that this article is a day late. Just as I finished last night my power went out and I lost my entire article. Then i rage quit.

Anyway, in my campaign platform I, like so many other candidates, promised to release a

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Interview With Presidential Candidate, Treian (Brought To You By Carl's Jr.)

12 • Day 715, 20:12 • Published in Canada Canada

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This evening I got to sit down with Congressman and presidential candidate Treian, of the Canadian National Coalition.

1. You have 2 Vice-Presidents in your proposed cabinet. In the event of your absence, how would power be shared?

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Thanks for Participating in the Democratic Process [A Short Statement]

3 • Day 706, 17:33 • Published in Canada Canada

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First of all, extreme thanks go out to everyone who voted for me (all 6 of you!), especially Alto. I am exciting to be in congress this term and make a difference 😉

It may take me a few days to learn the ropes, but i will always be active.