The Gusher - newspaper of Ozymandias Malifozik

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An EPIC Candidate

10 • Day 994, 21:47 • Published in Canada Canada

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Hello eCanada,

I'm OzyM, and I'm running for Party President of the Egalitarian Party of Independent Canadians. Since Sperry (who btw is a greedy little a**hole when it comes to

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The Best Part About V2...

4 • Day 962, 16:38 • Published in Canada Canada

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OzyM for CNC PP

8 • Day 874, 20:01 • Published in Canada Canada

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~OzyM for Canadian National Coalition Party President~

I have been a member of the CNC since early fall of 2009, when I officially moved to Canada and helped Rainer N win his first PP election. Since then, I have watched the party grow … read more »

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Just Another Platform, Don't Bother Reading It

3 • Day 854, 18:47 • Published in Canada Canada

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I need something to put as my presentation for Congress, so here goes.

I'm running as a CNC candidate under the CSD banner in Delaware, and if elected I'll pursue the goals I laid down in last month's platform, which are to:

1. Simplify

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Realistic Goals and Hot Women, a Platform

12 • Day 826, 21:07 • Published in Canada Canada

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It's the 23rd of the month, and the latest news tab is flooded with the Congressional Platforms of hopeful citizens. Almost every platform is the same, stuffed to the brim with the most outlandish and idealistic promises imaginable in order to get