The Green Shoots

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1606)

4 • Day 1,606, 16:21 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Gary from Take That went first in a limbo competition.

He set the Barlow.

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2 • Day 1,605, 16:17 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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"You won't like me when I'm angry.

Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."

The Credible Hulk.

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4 • Day 1,604, 16:22 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Went to see Titanic 3D yesterday and it was so 3D I could actually feel James Cameron taking the money out of my pocket.

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3 • Day 1,603, 16:28 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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My relationship with my ex-wife was very psychological.

She's psycho and I'm logical.

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4 • Day 1,602, 16:11 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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I've got some reliable inside information about Apple's next product.

I won't be able to afford it.