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Gormley's Gormless Gags [Official Rebranding]

9 Day 3,135, 15:38 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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Gormley Haiku

3 Day 3,092, 16:46 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

He used to have jokes
They were clearly Terrible
Now he is the joke

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Gormley Learns New Language

15 Day 2,732, 16:24 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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Once Off Terrible Joke (Day 2702)

6 Day 2,702, 16:54 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party.

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Gormley Left Hospitalised After Freak Seagull Incident

25 Day 2,431, 18:29 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



The eIreland community was left in a state of shock today after hearing that their beloved Congressman, John Gormley, was admitted to the Cork … read more »