The Global Chronicle - newspaper of WaseemK

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Well I'm back, just Temporarily

8 • Day 355, 20:13 • Published in USA USA

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Seems like only yesterday I was living in the U.S;ofcourse it was much different then.

But I'm looking to buy a Q5 House and am wondering how much that will be/ I have a Q4 if anyone wants... I'll sell it 5USD off the cheapest q4 house in

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Hello

10 • Day 352, 17:11 • Published in Pakistan

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I am here fellow dioists.

Its been a long treachorous journey and finally I have reached the paradise

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Farewell Address

5 • Day 351, 20:27 • Published in Japan Japan

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My fellow Japanese citizens, tonight will be my last opportunity to speak to you from my office as your President. note I am extremely grateful to you for thrice giving me the honor to serve, to work for you and with you to prepare our Nation.
And

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My Endorsement for President

10 • Day 346, 13:00 • Published in Japan Japan

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After much thinking and rather dissapointment in others I have decided to endorse Antonio Fonti for Japan's next President.

He expresses leadership in divine ways and proves to be the right formula for sucess. He's had previous Presidential

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Official Statement! Very Important; Please Read!

33 • Day 342, 16:24 • Published in Japan Japan

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The Japanese Secret Service came to me today with very troubling news. In the report it stated that a Party President was planning on bribing Japanese Congressmen in their favor; With conclusive evidence. As President I found this evidence to