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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,092

4 Day 2,092, 07:47 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Having a nightmare in my print shop today. Woman wants a picture of Bob Marley photo-copying but it just keeps jammin'

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,091

3 Day 2,091, 12:36 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I was a bit paranoid when my cannibal mate invited me over for dinner, but I went anyway.

I'm really concerned now though - he just posted a picture of me on Instagram.

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,090

4 Day 2,090, 16:48 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I think police dogs are brilliant at finding suspects. They always have a good lead.

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,089

9 Day 2,089, 07:27 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


Obesity has become a major problem in the western world.

It's about time somebody else got off their fat arse and done something about it.

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Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,088

7 Day 2,088, 16:34 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

In hindsight, shouting, "Put your hands up in the air, and wave them like you just don't care!"

.....was probably the main reason I was never a successful bank robber.

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