Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,097
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his butt.
The doctor described his condition as stable.
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A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his butt.
The doctor described his condition as stable.
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A zebra crossing is the safest place to cross the road.
Unless you're a zebra.
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Very disappointed I didn't get into my first choice college, Monsters university!
I thought missing out on my place at Hogwarts a few years ago place was bad enough...
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I recently completed a mile in under four minutes for the first time.
My car really sucks.
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I can't believe some people don't know the difference between 'their' and 'they're'.
There all idiots...
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