The Colonial - newspaper of Teh User

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[UK] Just desserts.

24 • Day 641, 08:54 • Published in Finland Finland

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Oh dear, what's that, you're under attack. Good luck against Russia, you're about to lose your only non original region and it might mean the UK takes the rest of Norway without any resistance from you.

Enjoy destruction.

Regards,

The UK.

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The Need to Grow

17 • Day 641, 08:09 • Published in Slovakia

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I come here with some friendly suggestions and I possibly want to move here in a couple of months. Slovakia has always been a very quiet country, and has a stable population living here, however, there is a Q5 hospital unused in Central Slovakia.

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[UK] Sup Poland.

47 • Day 639, 11:24 • Published in Poland Poland

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So, you freed Alberta. You peed your pants again at the thought of winning one region.

However, what did you prove? 'UK is fail'? No. You proved that people from all over an alliance tanking are [marginally, you only beat us at the last second

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[UK] Sup Finland.

24 • Day 639, 11:07 • Published in Finland Finland

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So, you freed Alberta. You peed your pants again at the thought of winning one region.

However, what did you prove? 'UK is fail'? No. You proved that people from all over an alliance tanking are better than one country tanking, as is already

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[UK] Dear Finland..

44 • Day 637, 03:16 • Published in Finland Finland

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It's so nice that you've come to commiserate with us at the loss of Nova Scotia, as shown in this article.

However, in future, we have a couple of pointers when