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The Canadian Interpreter

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Yonsil: A man you can trust.

1 • Day 579, 11:20 • Published in Canada Canada •

All the news I see fit to print

For the return of the Canadian Interpreter, I hereby announce my public endorsement of Yonsil running for congress in Newfoundland and Labrador.

Yonsil is a committed and experienced citizen of eCanada, … read more »

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Rest in PEACE

26 • Day 555, 19:09 • Published in Canada Canada •

This is a serious article.

Seriously, Canada, draw the line somewhere. Join PEACE? Our congress is considering an offer to JOIN PEACE?!? Are you nuts?!

Canada has a reputation worldwide as the guys with the hockey and the beer and the

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News Criticism

2 • Day 551, 07:56 • Published in Canada Canada •

All the news I see fit to print
(This will be a semi-serious article)

Let's talk priorities, Canada.

As I was taking a glance over at some of the headlines people in the precinct were reading, I was intrigued by a few and decided to … read more »

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Hello, World!

2 • Day 549, 18:59 • Published in Canada Canada •

All the news I see fit to print


Hello, and thank you for reading the first edition of the Canadian Interpreter! This newspaper will mainly feature political commentary and satire , and will occasionally (and by occasionally I … read more »