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Bobady Zoo for congress?

4 Day 946, 02:54 Published in South Africa South Africa

Hello all

I really don't like writing this but I guess I have to so I will keep it short and sweet and not too narcissistic.

My history

- I was born during Mark Mocroms term as CP just before the PTO
- I moved to Australia with

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So you have a problem with Vuvuzelas

3 Day 936, 06:25 Published in South Africa South Africa

It is quite clear that the Brazilians have an issue with our blowing of the vuvuzela.


I guess we can stop blowing them, I mean they do get tiresome after a while. They are kinda of

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PP for bobady?

3 Day 934, 14:53 Published in South Africa South Africa

Hey New Africa peeps

I have officially decided to run for Party president of New Africa this coming term. You may be wondering why you should vote for me so I will try my best to persuade you.

Normally I would tell you about my history and

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The cost of living

4 Day 927, 23:46 Published in South Africa South Africa

We all know about the current problems with high wages. That workers are getting paid far too much and business's bottom lines are suffering because of this. Me in my boredom, decided to have a look at how good our wages really are. I decided to

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Guess who is running for congress

1 Day 910, 12:35 Published in South Africa South Africa

That’s right, I bobady zoo am running for congress in the upcoming congress elections.

Why should you waste your precious vote on me you may ask. Well…

My history so far

I was born on day 823 of the New World in Kwazulu Natal to an

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