The Abyss Gazes Also - newspaper of Captain Panther

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Join the Federalist Party!

12 • Day 629, 17:05 • Published in USA USA

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An endorsement for the Federalist Party by Jimbo the Zombie:

It's hard during these politically charged, war driven, and crack smoking times to even find decent brains. Like many, I have kids to feed, and recently the supply of smart, nourishing

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eAmerican Cultural Renaissance

5 • Day 619, 14:02 • Published in USA USA

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"The child is innocence and forgetting, a new beginning, a game, a self-propelled wheel, a first movement, a sacred "Yes." For the game of creation, my brothers, a sacred "Yes" is neede😛 the spirit now wills his own will, and he who had been lost

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Captain Panther for congress in Oklahoma!

3 • Day 608, 10:15 • Published in USA USA

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Hello Oklahoma! I am Captain Panther, and I would be proud to serve you in congress. If you don’t feel like reading the entire article, then I’ll say this:
You should vote for me

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First report as eUS ambassador to eDenmark (Day 594)

1 • Day 594, 18:02 • Published in USA USA

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As the newly appointed ambassador to Denmark I will, weekly, be posting a report on the recent on goings of Denmark.

Let's begin:
-There are 131 citizens in Denmark at the time of this article's "printing". They have a core group of active

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Scrabby's 3rd run and what America really needs

6 • Day 560, 14:27 • Published in USA USA

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Well with RL school wrapped up I can finally become active again in eRep! While I know you have all been paining over the long wait between articles, I am back, wipe those tears away and put a hat on before I blow your min😛

To begin, I wish to