Join the Federalist Party!

Day 629, 17:05 • Published in USA USA • by Captain Panther

An endorsement for the Federalist Party by Jimbo the Zombie:

It's hard during these politically charged, war driven, and crack smoking times to even find decent brains. Like many, I have kids to feed, and recently the supply of smart, nourishing brains has just dried up! However, I have found a veritable haven for high quality brains, and it is right here in the eUSA! It's those meddling anarchistic butthole hater trolls, the Federalist Party! That's right, this community of avid eRepublik scholars is just brimming with knowledge. Sweet, juicy knowledge!

Did you know the Federalist Party has thrown all available party resources into fighting the war against PEACE first and foremost? That's responsibility right there, and like mother always said, "Responsible humans have larger, more protein packed frontal lobes!". And mother is always right!

Speaking of responsibility, the Federalists have whole sections of their membership and forums dedicated to the education of new players. If there's anything you need to learn, it's likely that you can find that information inside the skull of a Federalist. My mouth is watering just thinking about all they've got stuffed in that gray matter.

So if you're interested in being a part of this group of helpful, responsible players, or you just want to chow down on their moist and tender cerebellums, you have a home with the Federalist Party!
Speaking of homes, this forum is the fed home! All feds be sure to join!
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