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Pfeiffer for President - Breakfast Can Wait

22 Day 3,241, 07:36 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


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This morning, I bring you a magical tale.

Last week, an ethereal being cloaked in smoke appeared to me. … read more »

Pfeiffer for President - News Team Assemble

30 Day 3,240, 09:59 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


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After a long and busy weekend, I'm about 12 hours behind on my publishing schedule. So to those who were … read more »

Pfeiffer for President - Saddle Up

56 Day 3,235, 06:44 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


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I've been here all month, hoping that this would be a month where I was proven wrong. We've seen a … read more »

Wednesday/Friday Pfeiffer Shows

20 Day 3,228, 12:25 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


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After an incredibly successful Monday stream (following some Tachyon silliness), this week will feature both … read more »

Pfeiffer Friday - WIN 50+ GOLD

24 Day 3,223, 06:49 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


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Good morning, Murica (and others)!

Well, Party elections are behind us and we look forward to seeing what … read more »