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[USWP] Vote fingerguns for President!

10 Day 3,333, 07:26 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


I think the title of this article really says it all. We have only one serious candidate for President, our incumbent fingerguns...who I didn't remember to endorse (or have a primary at all) … read more »

Our Common Enemy - Plato

66 Day 3,310, 12:18 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

There's no header on this article, because I want it to clearly be a bit more serious.

I have played this game for a long time. I've seen players of every stripe come and go, and I've seen every iteration of eRep since the … read more »

Pfeifferguns Coalition takes Congress by STROM

19 Day 3,297, 09:26 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


This announcement is brought to you by massive ego stroking

Basically, we are winning.

As Party President of the USWP and Viceroy of the Federalists, founder of the Pfeifferguns … read more »

Peasantry revolts upon Pfeiffer Viceroy victory

22 Day 3,290, 07:18 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


This announcement is brought to you by my need for social validation

As is oft to happen when the divinely anointed take their place at the helm of society, the rabble are having a … read more »

Pfeiffer for USWP...and the Feds?

22 Day 3,286, 08:16 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


This announcement is brought to you by my need for social validation/i]

THANK YOU USWP

I'm honored to be your Party President again. This month's election saw a number of our … read more »