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War Games with Hungary! A proposal by Lefty.

12 • Day 761, 08:21 • Published in USA USA

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We are all aware of the usefullness of training wars, not only are they a small boost to our ecomomy, they serve to futher strenghten ties amongst the allies that participate in them.

What I am proposing here is a new kind of "wargame."

Lefty from Mulberry St for Congress!

4 • Day 759, 08:09 • Published in USA USA

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Yes, I am really running this time and my unconventional platform is as follows:

Where am I running

California

What parties will be running me as a canidate

The ones I like.

What will I do as a congressman?

I am raffling my Q2 House

2 • Day 758, 18:20 • Published in USA USA

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Raffle Begins Day 758
Raffle Ends Day 760
To enter:
First Comment on this article,
Then donate to me 2 gold for a ticket.

Only 5 tickets available.

1-5 Hows those odds?

Leftys looking for manu workers!

0 • Day 756, 17:04 • Published in USA USA

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Dear Subscribers and others:

Howdy-doo. I'm looking for some good manufacturing workers willing to work at a Q2 Weapon company at high wellness.

[url] http://www.erepublik.com/en/organization/1765598 [/url]

If there's no job for your skill

I haven't been online in a month...

12 • Day 755, 17:41 • Published in USA USA

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Eat your veggies....