Straight Outta Left Field

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Turkey is being naughty. Naked chicks with guns. And a link to a raffle. O RLY!

3 • Day 775, 12:52 • Published in USA USA

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I assume you, my reader, are aware of eTurkey's recent advances in eIsrael and eGreece.

Anything that boosts the other sides morale sucks. What sucks more is citizens with 11+ strength that aren't stockpiling Q5 weapons, gifts and gold for the

Link to P.O.T.A.T.O.E. funded ad in Hello Kitty PLEASE VOTE

4 • Day 773, 21:22 • Published in USA USA

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English
We are here to liberate you. Please sell the companies you no longer want for cheap so it doesn't cost us much to buy them.
We hope you enjoy our occupation as much as we do, as well as the new era that the fall of Heilongjiang, … read more »

How to join the P.O.T.A.T.O.E. Organization in 10 easy steps.

0 • Day 769, 11:53 • Published in USA USA

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1) Type P.O.T. into your citizen search.
2) Befriend my raw goods org and subscribe to the P.O.T.A.T.O.E. Report
3) Subscribe to ST6 FTW Newspaper located in the P.O.T.A.T.O.E.Report
4) Befriend PrudeJ630's Public Relations org and subscribe to

Q2 House Raffle. Feed the Seals! Three good congressional canidates!

1 • Day 762, 20:18 • Published in USA USA

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[url] http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/our-second-st6-raffle-25-tickets-available-3-prizes--1099730/1/20 [/url]

That link is for a P.O.T.A.T.O.E. Sponsored Raffle benefiting ST6. 1-25 Chance to win a Q2 house.

Not sure who to vote

Gifting would be much appreciated. Wise quote included in article.

4 • Day 761, 21:18 • Published in USA USA

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I am out of shouts.

I currently have 87.28 Wellness due to fighting an extra time in Lion King. Gift prices here suck, so if you have a gift to spare, feel free to donate. I would greatly appreciate it, and BTW, gifting me would make you a cooler