Yesterday, I presented Canada with my serenade and a little penetration for good measure. Today, I offer you my resume and plans for the next month should you honor me by electing me your President. … read more »
About my newspaper
Since you were kind enough to let me penetrate you with my love, I must ask your consent to let me proceed with our glorious love making by electing me as your beloved and glorious … read more »
Praetorian Guards is proud to announce we are now accepting new members and are inviting our existing members to return. To apply for … read more »
What happened in Wyoming?
Yesterday we began a strategic push in Wyoming in an attempt to push Hungary out of the US and establish … read more »