Pants Rants - newspaper of Pants Magee

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Pants in Congress? Say Whaaaaaaaaat?!?!?!

10 • Day 1,644, 07:28 • Published in Canada Canada

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Hello,

I am Pants Magee, and I am running for Congress in the Yukon. The the CPF Blue Moose asked for people to run and I took up the banner for this Northern Territory.

Have I been in Congress before? No. Have I been political before? No.

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Dade COLA, Doesn't Quench the Thirst for Information

5 • Day 947, 07:42 • Published in Canada Canada

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Hello Readers, Shorts Magee here enjoying another wonderfully glorious summer day. I was sitting on the deck reading some newspapers when I came to an article written by our President Dade about 1ronman and OJ Simpson. It was the typical article

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Say it isn't so...

9 • Day 941, 18:24 • Published in Canada Canada

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I have just read an Article by President Dade regarding the Investigation of the missing finds from the CND...

Say it isn't so 1ronman... say it isn't so...

The two investigations appear to have uncovered some evidence that appears to be

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Its that time of year again

6 • Day 932, 14:45 • Published in Canada Canada

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Blue skies
Sunshine
BBQ Rib eyes
ladies lookin' fine

Yes, it is the glory days of summer, well late spring early summer. To get into the season, Starting today and going until September 1st I am Changing my name to Shorts Magee.

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Not a Typical Pants Rants. This is a Special Eiditon.

10 • Day 924, 09:25 • Published in Canada Canada

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Upon logging into Erep today I did my typical daily routine of working, training, and buying a weapon to use in a fight. I eventually made my way over to the news section and noticed something. There were multiple "RIP" and "In