National Commentary - newspaper of Zanalan

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Augustus Baldwin is an Ass

13 • Day 490, 15:41 • Published in Canada Canada

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The fact that Augustus is an ass is not relevant this time, but it did get you to read the article. In fact, Augustus is quite correct this time. Canada is facing her greatest political threat since the Goon invasion. We need to be aware and we

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It is election time in New Brunswick

3 • Day 489, 15:29 • Published in Canada Canada

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I, Zanalan, am seeking a return to my seat as the Congressman for this great province.

I believe that the residents of New Brunswick need a strong voice in Congress to ensure that our needs are not overlooked. We need a representative who will

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Nefarious Memorial Lottery Winning Numbers -- March 23, 2009

0 • Day 489, 11:11 • Published in Canada Canada

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The winning numbers for the March 23, Nefarious Memorial Lottery draw were 7, 11, 23, 40, 43. There was no winner of the Jackpot prize of 5 Gold. That means that the March 30 Jackpot prize will be 5 Gold and 8.00 CAD

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The End of an Era

8 • Day 483, 13:27 • Published in Canada Canada

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For many of the long-time eCanada citizens Augustus Baldwin represented the pinnacle of right-wing thought. His presence in any discussion would guarantee a more conservative point of view. If he was a member of a political party you could be sure

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Nefarious Memorial Lottery Winning Numbers – March 16, 2009

1 • Day 482, 10:55 • Published in Canada Canada

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The winning numbers for the March 16, Nefarious Memorial Lottery draw were 7, 13, 18, 34, 45. There was no winner of the Jackpot prize of 5 Gold. That means that the March 23 Jackpot prize will be 5 Gold and $6.00 CAD

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