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It's a newspaper. Yeah, that's it. What, were you expecting something here?

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Inspiration

6 • Day 1,249, 19:51 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Where do newspaper writers get their inspiration from? Do they feel a need to write daily or weekly or periodically or whatever? How do they not get bored? Do they get bored and write on anyways? It is all silly to me. You see, I have four subs, and

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Long time no see

5 • Day 1,122, 17:56 • Published in USA USA •

So, what's good guys? It's been a long time that I've written an article. I know you guys missed me. Wait what, you didn't miss me? You didn't even notice I was gone? Really? Damn.

I'm so lonely

Yeah, so um, I'm just here. I'm bored as hell,

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Sup London

2 • Day 1,103, 14:46 • Published in USA USA •

Hey London. It's me here. I'm speaking on behalf on the United States of Emerika. London, you have always been a beauty.
Just luscious and beautiful and pretty. I just want to have sex with you London.
But England is being a big fgt. I have a

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Hai guise

2 • Day 1,099, 16:51 • Published in USA USA •

So guys, what's cool? I'm really interested in your lives. Mhm. Keep on talking, I'm listening. I can't believe that happened. It's crazy, I know. Now lemme talk. Do you like being awesome? Me too. You know what else is also awesome as well? Wanted -

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Look I'm a Noob

7 • Day 1,093, 17:42 • Published in USA USA •

Hey guys. It's me alien123pred. So anyways, I have decided to write an article. I get many questions about my newspaper. You may be like "Questions? This is your first article." I say "Shut up. I'm trying to make a point." Speaking of points, I have

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