Look I'm a Noob

Day 1,093, 17:42 Published in USA USA by alien123pred

Hey guys. It's me alien123pred. So anyways, I have decided to write an article. I get many questions about my newspaper. You may be like "Questions? This is your first article." I say "Shut up. I'm trying to make a point." Speaking of points, I have no idea what my previous point was. so as the title says, I'm a noob. Well, not a noob, more like a I-started-with-v1-enjoyed-v2's-stategy-and-i-currently-just-two-click-all-day. See, I don't really know what to do now, so I just two-click all day. Any tips or something? While you're thinking about that, lemme talk about something else. How do you get into Congress and shit? Like, really, I just don't know. Oh and by the way, this is going to be a newspaper that just holds whatever I feel like writing. No recap on the current day, no war/battles thing. Just me talking about whatever the fuck I want to. Am I supposed to put a picture in here? How do you that? Actually, I don't care. (Tell me in the comments) Whatever, I'm out.