Marginalist Today - newspaper of Billy Bob Joe

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Switzerland Shall Rise!

14 • Day 1,025, 16:57 • Published in Switzerland

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I am back from my trip to Iran, and I am planning to bring this country to greatness!

For too long we have tolerated problems within our nation. Shaolin invaders! Austrian pigs at our border! Taxes higher than necessary! EDEN and Phoenix using us

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Temporary Leave

5 • Day 993, 08:24 • Published in Switzerland

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Dear Switzerland,

I am going to Iran for a little while. I will be back some time (not sure when).

Have fun!

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No Lana in V2! (Canadian Version)

9 • Day 927, 13:28 • Published in Canada Canada

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Hello Canada,

It looks like the Admins are going to keep Lana for V2. Even worse, she is being beefed up to make gold training insanely expensive and super-important (500% BONUS AHHH).

Lana must be stopped before she invades V2! If things go

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No Lana in V2!

51 • Day 927, 13:27 • Published in USA USA

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It looks like the Admins are going to keep Lana for V2. Even worse, she is being beefed up to make gold training insanely expensive and super-important (500% BONUS AHHH).

Lana must be stopped before she invades V2! If things go the way they

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Dear Japan (KOR)

2 • Day 919, 13:04 • Published in South Korea

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Congratulations. Your invasion has successfully resulted in the loss of Shangdong and the destruction of the possibility of another attack on Liaoning.

Was owning Gyeonggi-Do for a couple days worth it?