Marginalist Today - newspaper of Billy Bob Joe

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Continue the Resistance!

5 • Day 1,061, 07:40 • Published in Switzerland

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All the other parties have been taken over by Fascist PTOers. However, there is one party that is still under the control of freedom.

Parti Imperialiste! Yes, Isy, while German, is a bro. Come to PI to continue the good fight against the fascist

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PI General Statement

15 • Day 1,055, 04:26 • Published in Switzerland

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-Things are pretty boring. PTOers stealing our money, Clifford betraying his country, and still no war with Austria. Back to the same old routine.

-Join Parti Imperialiste today! We are going to throw out the fascists and replace them with

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Official Platform of Parti Imperialiste

6 • Day 1,045, 16:52 • Published in Switzerland

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(1) Fascism is bad. PTOs are bad.

(2) Low Taxes are good, generally.

(3) Our most important idea: We must be IMPERIALIST! We shall invade and CONQUER some land, ideally in AUSTRIA! Switzerland shall become an EMPIRE! Hooray! Peacefulness is

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Special Announcement

9 • Day 1,044, 13:05 • Published in Switzerland

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I am now in charge of Parti Imperialiste.We believe in low taxes and imperialism!

Now, onto more important matters. Some FASCISTS have invaded our countries with their FASCIST ideas and FASCIST soldiers. The FASCISTS are attempting to steal our

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Swiss Party Voting!

6 • Day 1,030, 13:16 • Published in Switzerland

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COMRADES!

Switzerland is at a crossroads! On one hand, we can stay the path of least resistance. The way we are headed now. That route will, depending on how things go, lead to either very small growth over time and general boredom, or a … read more »