k2 news - newspaper of Alfa UKSF

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[DICTRAKTOR FINALE] Magnets - How do they work?

16 • Day 3,930, 16:25 • Published in United Kingdom

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Hello everyone to the final installment of your one months forced subscription to dictatorship propaganda.

Sadly I have been gazumped by the sudden rush of … read more »

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[DICTRAKTOR30] Lööps

29 • Day 3,928, 16:15 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

That's right folks were technically into day 30 of the new dawn and only another year to go until I surpass Woldys total of true dictator medals.

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[DICTRAKTOR29] Are you getting a fair deal?

4 • Day 3,927, 11:42 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Perhaps you are a wide eyed youth or perhaps someone who took a fantastic job offer over a year ago and hasn't bothered to change employers since but - Are you … read more »

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[DICTRAKTOR28] Meanwhile at the concert for democracy...

4 • Day 3,926, 14:31 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

As the shadows creep across the grounds of my palatial abode and I contemplate the final stretch of my glorious reign, I find my mind drifting to the man who … read more »

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[DICTRAKTOR23]TUP caught PTOing again.

15 • Day 3,921, 13:48 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

So we were just rolling through another day laughing at Wayne's inability to embed images and talking about whether calling someone a communist was worth 'Freedom Points' (don't worry this article isn't about TUPers attempts to turn national media