Hypnotoad News - newspaper of Sir Hypnotoad

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[HN] The Malaysian Economy

16 • Day 1,185, 13:49 • Published in Malaysia

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As you can see here, some Malaysian businessmen and politicians (or a mixture of both) have decided to try to regulate not only the price of Q1 food and grain, but

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[HN] Peninsular Malaysia

39 • Day 1,181, 11:02 • Published in Malaysia

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Today, I woke up to see the following article:

Picture of aforementioned article

In

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[HFC] Corporate Expansion

4 • Day 1,175, 18:11 • Published in Malaysia

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With the announcement (or lack thereof) of cheaper companies and "land", the Hypnotoad Food Corporation has jumped on this opportunity to expan😛 We have upgraded our Food Company to Q2, opened a new Q1 Food Company, and a new Grain Company.

We

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[HN] Congratulations TeMing!

6 • Day 1,174, 12:39 • Published in Malaysia

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TeMing, congratulations on winning the Presidency. Even though to me, you're still a newb (most people are), I have great confidence that you will be able to fully execute your responsibilities as President, something which has been

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[HFC] First Weekly Dividend

4 • Day 1,171, 15:12 • Published in Malaysia

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This is a great corporate milestone for the Hypnotoad Food Corporation. Today, we announce our first weekly dividend!

Our profit for this week was 384.03 MYR, and we have decided to give 240 MYR as a dividend!

This equates