Hypnotoad News - newspaper of Sir Hypnotoad

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[HFC] Important Message to Shareholders!

4 • Day 1,211, 13:33 • Published in Philippines

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With the Admin's new rules put into place, I have determined that it is now too much work to keep my personal accounts separate from the accounts of the corporation.

Therefore, I am buying out all of my shareholders (with the price of

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[HN] Hypnotoad Food Corporation Update

8 • Day 1,208, 20:35 • Published in Philippines

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Since the Hypnotoad Food Corporation has been unable to sell its assets, we have decided to re-open! Our new "week" will begin on Monday, with the first day of business being next Monday.

To-do List:
1)~~Move all Companies to the~~

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[HN] Elections And HFC

10 • Day 1,201, 14:47 • Published in Philippines

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Cebu, Philippines:

As you should already know, today is election day in eRepublik.

If you haven't voted yet, [url=http://www.erepublik. … read more »

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[HN] Hypnotoad Has Arrived!

16 • Day 1,200, 21:12 • Published in Philippines

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Cebu, Philippines;

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my absolute pleasure to announce that a few days ago I arrived in the Philippines, and I have recently been granted Philippine Citizenship (thank you to [url=http://www.erepublik. … read more »

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[HN] My Second eBirthday

12 • Day 1,194, 13:39 • Published in Malaysia

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Today, day 1,194 of the New-yet-seemingly-similar-to-the-old World; marks my second eBirthday.

Two years ago, I was eBorn in a small village in Illinois, eUSA. It was a different time back then. Citizenship didn't exist, and everything seemed