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Federalists Reject Congress Freeze

11 • Day 605, 10:38 • Published in USA USA •

I tried to write this article all day yesterday. With this freeze idea being rejected by some, and others scrambling to manipulate the situation to their advantage, there has been a lot to talk about.

After presenting the entirety of the

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44

Fingerguns for Fed PP

17 • Day 600, 17:33 • Published in USA USA •

For the first time in a long time, the race for Party President of the Federalist Party is being contested. I found out yesterday that Congressman James S. Pfeiffer is running against me. I'll admit, I was somewhat surprised by this considering I've

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71

A Change Would Do Us Good

18 • Day 592, 13:19 • Published in USA USA •

This is a brilliant article and is much akin to my current state of mind.

Through some unexpected and sometimes dramatic changes in The Federalists, I was asked to … read more »

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It's Your Lucky Day, Longbaugh

11 • Day 582, 02:44 • Published in USA USA •

I'm no longer on the ballot for Hawaii.

I want to thank everyone who was supporting me and all of the people who worked so hard to not only get me endorsements but get the word out about my candidacy. I appreciate all of your efforts and I am

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143

Hawaii Targeted by Indo

42 • Day 577, 15:14 • Published in USA USA •

Yesterday, the "Indonesian Tourism Board" announced plans to take over Hawaii. While the article sounds comical, I believe we should

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