[TOURISM PROSPECTUS] WE ARE SICK BEING COMPARED TO HAWAII!

Day 576, 21:04 • Published in Indonesia Indonesia • by Wonder Forward

OUR FUTURE ATTRACTION IN HAWAII
Tourism Quotes of the day:

"WE HATE BEING COMPARED WITH HAWAII!" - I MADE SAPU LAUTAN!


Visit Indonesian Year 2009 had been flourishing beyond our previous estimations.

Earlier this year, we assume that only a mere of 20,000 players will visit our Isle of Gods, Bali.

But after the war broke out in Latvia, eSerbians moving away to avoid Croation Cold Front in their homeland, Romanians were dissapointed after retreating back to their own resorts, the bankruptcy of Xinjiang Resort, and the overzealous Hungarian tourists...

We have broken new records of more than 100,000 tourists to Bali!! Of which unfortunately, still included with our local tourists, the economic-booming Indonesians and e😜artiarchs.

Felicitation... Glory!

However, the department of Tourism, in their attempt to take a survey of consumer satisfaction and trend was overdismayed by the following result in the most important questionaire:

DO YOU FIND BALI THE MOST WONDERFUL RESORT IN THE WORLD? (FILL THE BLANKS)

More than 72% of the Tourists, dumfoundingly find it necessary to compare it with our New Arch Rival Resort (as summarized):

YES. IT IS BETTER THAN HAWAII. 33%

YES. BUT THERE'S NO HULA GIRLS HERE..... 20%

THE LOCALS ARE SO NICE AND KIND COMPARE WITH H$W$**... 11%

BALI IS BEAUTIFUL! BREATHTAKING! BUT HAWAII HAD MORE YACHTS... 4%

THE WAVES ARE SPLENDID, BUT STILL... HAWAII HAD A NICE RING TO IT... 2%

NO VOLCANOES HERE... (disappointed...) 2%

The rest unanimously spoke:
BALI IS DA BEST IN ZA WORLD 28%
CONCLUSION:

After contemplating this data,

The Department of Tourism of Indonesia, dedicated to put an END to this rivalry and comparison, which hurts the meek and mild tourism workers in Bali, and decided to:

Take Over Hawaii within this summer season!

The advantage is as follow:

1. This would put an end to rivalry between two resorts, no comparison will be necessary anymore
2. We can export bali dancers or import hula girls vice versa
3. We can shut down Hawaii only for our local tourists on rainy seasons, and had winter season tourists filled Bali and Xinjiang (if possible, poor Xinjiang)
4. We can get Bali Tourism Workers Union to buy beach houses over Hawaii and if possible, attempting bid on California.
5. We can shut down the volcanoes in Hawaii.

Thus ended our news. We hope this can satisfy Bali's Anti-Comparison-Finger-Flingin Union headed by I MADE SAPU LAUTAN and his son: I MADE EDEN PUN KALAH