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eUSA Encourages Citizens to Play with Themselves

6 • Day 472, 12:02 • Published in USA USA •

As the third round of battles are about to begin in eUSA's recently captured territory of Baja, some experts are analyzing whether or not the country is sending the proper message to its youth.

"Children are impressionable these days," says child

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After 2300 Years, Plato Still a Pompous Dick

43 • Day 470, 23:58 • Published in USA USA •

In what some may consider a miracle of modern science, Greek philosopher and educator Plato has returned from the grave to return to work in the new world. Some citizens, however, are upset by the invasion of privacy and lack of tact being

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